I think this might get rejected by eHarmony or Christian Mingle or any other dating site out there, for that matter. As it should be.
I couldn’t give a crap about dating and it shows. Zero f**ks given.
From now on, I will be replacing the word f**k with “chainsaw.”
Zero chainsaws are given by me today.
I wonder what would happen if I actually submitted this?
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White Padded Room 
Best. Dating profile. Ever. Hahaha. You are so fabulous!
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Yeah, basically the whole profile says to potential dates “go away or I shall taunt you a second time” lol glad you enjoyed!!
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Bravo! Best dating profile of all time. What would happen if you actually submitted it, you ask? I don’t know. But I know what should happen and that’s so many eager replies flooding your inbox that you wouldn’t have the time to respond to a fraction of ’em.
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Awww shucks, thank you! You know, as a thought experiment I might just try it!!
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