I think this might get rejected by eHarmony or Christian Mingle or any other dating site out there, for that matter. As it should be.

I couldn’t give a crap about dating and it shows. Zero f**ks given.

From now on, I will be replacing the word f**k with “chainsaw.”

Zero chainsaws are given by me today.

I wonder what would happen if I actually submitted this?

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