The universe is random

It’s not inevitable

It’s simple chaos

It’s subatomic particles in endless collision

That’s what science teaches us.

What is this saying:

A girl walking with an umbrella

Asked by some snot-nosed teen in a pack

“What’s the umbrella for?”

The girl replies

“Intimidation.”

The snot-nosed teen says

“It’s not working.”

The girl replies

“You’re young, and you have much to learn.”

~Marlies Vonn