Recently, my sister purchased Jenny Lawson’s You Are Here for me and it just arrived! So now It Is Here.

Here is a lovely picture of the book, propped up on my stove (which is turned off, of course).

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Here is a picture of my bandage scissors!

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Here is a picture of me with a signed copy of You Are Here!!

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Since I cannot travel more than 1/2 a kilometer and have never met Jenny in person, I’m just going to let you process that one on your own. Printers and masking tape have their uses. I just thought her signature was so pretty, I had to have it in my book.

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I love how creative Jenny is! For example, her penchant for dressing in frilly things and then taking pictures. Especially in the graveyard. So, totally, absolutely awesome. Actually, there was a reason in the end that she dressed up because she ended up giving away a bunch of lovely red gowns she was pictured wearing on her Facebook page, The Traveling Red Dress. My favorite, circa 2013, is pictured below.

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I’m pretty sure that I’m too late to get a chance to win this dress, as a randomly chosen commenter. Let’s see, 2017-2013 = 4 years too late. That’s about my speed. Maybe I can donate a red dress? The facebook page The Traveling Red Dress seems kinda old, so I don’t know if the “donation of a red dress” is still hot or not. And wait, I just remembered I don’t have a red dress. But, I did go on a photoshoot once just for the hell of it and managed to get some red stuff in the pictures:

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Yup, that’s all my real hair. You know, because so many people wear extensions these days. I’m totally not wearing a skirt in the above picture. So now I just need to get a skirt. I have some lovely red drapes that I could fashion into a nice poofy skirt. I thought this picture sort of resembled one of Jenny’s pictures I found on Google:

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When you are a shut-in, you have to be creative. Or go batshit crazy. [Jenny, please don’t sue me for using your picture I didn’t claim it as my own or that I took the picture or that I published it like, I don’t even know how to do the photography thing, and I don’t have a lawyer either if I get sued please have mercy the pictures of you are not owned by me]

I think you’re awesome.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY UNRELATED

Remember this picture?

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Remember the pink purse Kelto is sporting? Well look what I found on the tags that were still on the inside of the purse:

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I mean, who DOESN’T want a Celebrity Sexy designer Bible cover made out of plastic? “The design is neither intended to mislead or create any confusion…”

Sorry, confusion already created.

I hope to spend some time coloring in my new You Are Here book and hopefully, I can share the results with you in an upcoming post.

Thank you again to all of my readers – I’m glad you are here.

However you got here.

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