I urge others to speak out about their experiences.  You can’t ignore an army of voices.  Because the words of our enemies aren’t as awful as the silence of our friends.  ~ movie “Audrie & Daisy”

If you are easily triggered please don’t watch the movie.  But the quote is powerful, huh?

I desperately wish I could reach out more effectively.  This speaks to the fact that I don’t know what I’m doing.

I’m sitting here, waiting for my pills to kick in so I might have a productive day.  So far, not working.  If you have a sense of humor, suggest something that works like, uhhm cocaine (I’m kidding). Better stuff because I think I just snorted baby powder.

Back to the title of the blog.

QUESTION ONE

 

Do you enjoy jigsaw puzzles?  On a scale of one to ten, with one being “throw it into the wood chipper” and ten being “I have 6,547 unfinished ones in my basement”, how much do you enjoy them?

 

QUESTION TWO

 

Greeting cards.  Sending them.  How much do you hate that?

 

QUESTION THREE

 

How much do you hate receiving cards with bloody flowers and hearts and butterflies and kittens and bible verses and inspirational quotes telling you everything is going to be ok and that there is a plan for your life?  These cards make me throw up in my mouth.

I guarantee that I have cards that will not make you throw up in your mouth.

ON DEPRESSION AND PEEING YOUR PANTS

I am very sad today.  Not suicidal, but sad.  I don’t know why I feel the need to keep on clarifying that.  Watch these videos.  I did and peed my pants.

 

 

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