I was having a discussion yesterday with a couple of anarchists and one of them spontaneously said this.  I asked him if I could quote him, but he hasn’t gotten back to me.  Let’s hope he doesn’t sue me or whatever someone does when you steal their stuff.  There are all sorts of anarchists.  I’m just the anarchist anarchist.  Basic disaster type.

I thought that a story without dragons and instead one with Kelto hovering in mid air in front of some half dead plants might work better for this blog.

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I promised that I would post updates of Kelto (as seen in the blog entitled “I don’t know what I’m doing”).  Unfortunately, my dad is on holiday and I don’t have any of his clothes for Kelto to wear.

I KNOW you are asking yourself – how does she do this?  Make her strangled looking, fall fashion wearing bear hover in mid-air?  Simple.  I have a chair that I fell on and it fell apart.  I took the seat off and put Kelto on it.

I HAVE TO CLEAN MY FINGERNAILS.  HANG ON.

Ok I’m back.  I am blogging this because I fell into a depression last night that was very crushing and dark.  I was both wide awake and exhausted, unable to fall asleep.  When I finally did sleep after taking horse tranquilizers, I woke up, excited to see my blog again.  I think I’m going to cheer myself up, comment on my own blog, and go for a drive with Kelto strapped into the passenger seat.

IF I DON’T LAUGH I WILL DIE.

Caskets look remarkably comfortable, don’t you think?   I’m sure there are a few people who would be pissed at me if I died.  And wanting to lie, dead, in a casket is extraordinarily selfish.  But they do look incredibly comfortable.  To sleep in.  While alive!  Those things are expensive!  And I am NOT suicidal and never was, am, or will be homicidal.  That’s my disclaimer for

PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HAHA.

I have derailed my blog.  I started out with anarchy and ended up wanting to purchase an open coffin so I might sleep better.  I also would not fall out of bed.

You are important, and you are reading this blog because you are either sad, unhappy, sorrowful, dejected, depressed, downcast, miserable, despondent, despairing, disconsolate, desolate, wretched, gum (bubble), glum, gloomy, doleful, dismal, melancholy, mournful, woebegone, forlorn, crestfallen, heartbroken, inconsolable, unhappy, sorrowful, dejected, depressed, downcast, miserable, gloomy, woebegone, forlorn, crestfallen, heartbroken or inconsolable.

And I understand.  Completely and totally.  And you are the only one of you, which makes you invaluable.  You are all here for a reason!

 

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